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Subject: ~~~funny jokes ZONE~~~
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akki9999 27.11.10 - 01:55pm
Maths teacher 2 our brilliant sardar:
how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??
sardar: 'juice bana k de do na madam...!!
Simple............. *
akki9999 27.11.10 - 05:02pm
Train me ek sardar k 50rs kho gaye
tabhi ek musalmaan bola: ya allah bismilla.
Sardar: tuje 20 mila to baaki 30 kisko mila. *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:13pm
Golu gun leke darwaaje pe ruka tha.
Wife: darwaaje pe q khade ho?
Golu: sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu,
wife: to jao na.
Golu: kese jaaau! Bahaar kutta khada he....!!! *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:16pm
Boy: apni beti ki saadi mujse kar do me aapko uske vazan k baraabar sona dunga.
Golu: waqt do
boy: sochne k liye???
Golu: nahi beti ka vazan badhaane k liye..!! *
samir19 9.12.10 - 01:19pm
Golu ne ghar se airport enquiry call ki aur pu6a madam punjab se america tak ka kitna safar he??
Receptionist: one second sir
golu: ok thanks. *
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