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Subject: Funnnnnnny SmS
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1faisal1 3.08.14 - 03:44pm
husband: meri l0ttery lagi tu tum kya kar0gi?
Wife: aadhy paisy le k hamesha k liye maiky chali jaungi.
Husband: 500 ki lagi hai
ay ly 250 te jutti pa.. Shabash *
1faisal1 3.08.14 - 04:06pm
Larki:
d0ct0r sahib mere dil men b0hat dard h0 raha hai..,
d0ct0r:
dard dil0n k kam h0 jatay,
main aur tum agr hum h0 jatay..?
*
1faisal1 17.08.14 - 03:15pm
ULLU Ajeeb parinda hai:
duniya isk0 nakara samjhti hai
is men aqal nahi h0ti
magar is ki himmat dekh0
ye
SMS kitny gh0r se parh raha hai
l0 jee bisti h0gai
pakistan ka sab se bara bewaq00f insan k0n hai??
Ye jan'nay k liye daikhiye aaj raat theek 2 baje
.
.
.
.
sheesha
hahahahahaha
phir bisti.
*
acmi 20.08.14 - 04:26pm
Ek khubsurat larki k liye 4 lark0n k rishte aaye.
Har larke ne usey apne baare men yun bataya.
1st LARKA
Main PIA pil0t hun. Tumhen puri duniya ki sair karaun ga.
Larki khush h0 gaee.
2nd LARKA
Main business man hun.
Tumhare 10 bank acc0unt khulwa dun ga.
Larki aur b khush h0 gaee.
3rd LARKA
Main ek sunaar hun. Tumhen puri duniya ka s0na dila dun ga.
Larki buhat zayada khush h0 gaee.
4rd LARKA
Mujh se shadi karl0 kyun k mere ghar light nain jaati.
LARKI.
Qabul hai,
Qabul hai,
Qabul hai.. *
acmi 26.08.14 - 05:33pm
1 engineer k0 j0b na mili t0 usne clinic kh0la aur bahar likha k 300 men elaaj karaein
Elaj na hua t0 1000 wapis.
1 admi ne s0cha k 1000 kamany ka acha m0qa hy
w0 clinic aaya aur kaha mujhy kisi b cheez ka zaiqa ni aata
Dr: b0x22 se dawa nikal0 aur isk0 3 dr0ps pila0
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: ye kya. Ye t0 petr0l hy
Dr: mubarak h0 apk0 taste mehsus h0gaya la0 300
mareez k0 kafi ghusa aaya
kuch din baad w0 phir gaya k ab Dr se purany paise b wapis lene hen
Mareez: Dr saab, meri yadasht kaam ni karti
Dr: b0x22 se dawa nikal0 aur 3 dr0ps pila0
Mareez: lekin w0 dawa t0 zaban k taste ki hy
Dr: mubarak h0 apki yadasht b wapas aagye la0 300.. *
1faisal1 31.08.14 - 02:55pm
kanj00s b0y l0ve with kanj00s girl.
GIRL:
jab papa s0 jayenge t0 men gali men sikka phenk0n gi awaz sun kar f0ran andar aa jana.
Lekin b0y sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.
GIRL:
itni der kyun laga di.?
B0Y:
w0 men sikka dh00nd raha tha...
GIRL:
pagal w0 dhaaga bandh k phenka tha wapis khench liya.. *
1faisal1 31.08.14 - 02:58pm
wife:
par00s wali har saal apne husband k sath 10 din bahar ghumne jati hai
aap kabhi le k gaye..??
Husband:
maine t0 4-5 baar p00cha par w0 maani hi nahi.. *
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