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Subject: nonveg jokes
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nawbzada 28.09.12 - 06:48pm
Lolz *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 06:49pm
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar choda Gaya.
Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan kar lega use 100,000 milenge...
Pehle Obama gaya Par
fail hogaya...
Fir George bush gaya
lekin nakaam raha...
Finally Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aya..
Sab ne hairani bhari
nazron se manmohan
se pucha aapne kaise
pata kara ?
Manmohan - Main pinjre me gaya or kaha ki agle election me VOTEmujhe dena.....
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to sirf ek ne kaha-
GHANTA LE LE MERA :D lol *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 06:55pm
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jocow kpaas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni niat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 06:56pm
Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa
do...
Naya padosi mujhedekhne ki
koshish karta
hai.......
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh
lene do......
..... woh khud hi parde lagwa
lega *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 06:58pm
Ek Bhikhari Ek GharMein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya
(are wo hi Baccha jo Gubbarewale se gubbare kharidta rehta hai)
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba
Baccha:-
Main baba Nahi Beta Hoon
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Beta
Baccha:-
Mera Naam Rahul Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Rahul beta
Baccha:
Mera Poora Naam Rahul Gangwar Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Rahul Gangwar beta
Baccha:
Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo
Babaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa...hmmm m :D
Bhikhari:
Chutiya kahin ka *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 07:00pm
MATHS Ki Teacher:-1 Me 2 Daalo
To Kya Hoga.......??
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Ladki:- Madam Ye To AAP Ki
Capacity Hai Humari To Ek Me Jaan
Nikal Jati Hai...;P =D *

nawbzada 28.09.12 - 07:03pm
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.Santa: Ye 3 mahinemein bacha kaise ho gaya?Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi: Aur meri shadiko?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?Santa: 3 mahine baad.Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D *

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