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Subject: ** NiCe jOkEs **
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dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:08am
Maa:Tu Apne Baal Q nhi kat wata?
Papu:Ya Mom it's Fashion
Maa: Wo to thik he pr Log Teri Behen k liye ate he or Tujhe Pasand kr jate Hen. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:09am
Biwi Dair Se Ghar Ayi or Chup Chaap Bedroom Ka Darwaza Khola to Daikha ke Kambal men 2 ke Bajaye 4 Taangen Nazar Aa rhi Thin.
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Usne Cricket Bat uthaya or zor zor se maarna Shuru hogai.
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Jab maar maar ke thak chuki to pani peene kitchen men gai
Dekha uska shohar wahan betha magazine parh rha hai.
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Shohar bola:
Tumhare Ammi abu aye thy
Main ne un ko bedroom men sulaya hai
Ja ke mil lo...
Moral:
Hor kro shak.. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:12am
Pathan went 4 interview
Afsar:Tell me the opposite of day.
Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool
Pathan:warm.
Afsar:Ugly
Pathan: pichhli
Afsar:I saidUGLY
Pathan:I said PICHHLI
Afsar: oh my God
Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out
Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected.
Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quiet.
Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell.
Pathan: come to paradise.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahi k.
Pathan: andar aao laiq yahin k.
Afsar: police ko bulao.
Pathan: Fauj ko bulao.
Afsar: uffff
Pathan: Tufffff.
Afsar.purrrrrrr
Pathan. Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kuchh b kr le tera baap b ab mjhe fail nh kr sakta. *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:14am
Teacher:
Fill in the blanks
900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.
Sardar:
900 chuhay kha k bili slow slow chali.
Teacher:
kya btmizi hy iska jawab thek do?
Sardar:
Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya ay k tusi mere master ho, Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nai sakdi
Me te fer v holi holi tor diti A... *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:16am
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai
Kya haal hai?
Admi ghabra kr bola:
Theek hun
Phr awaz aai:
Kya kr rahy ho?
Admi:
zaruri kaam se betha hun.
Phr awaz aai:
Main aa jaun?
Admi aur ghabra k bola:
Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.
Phr awaz aai:
Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun
koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab dy raha hai....! *
dr.aamir 23.02.13 - 09:16am
Sardr apni Behan pinki k ghar gaya or Bell di
andr sy
Pinki Boli:kon
Sardr:Main
Pinki: Main kon
Sardr:Tu pinki hor kon,chabal jae:) *
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