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Subject: Random Ramblings
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cptpants 14.09.10 - 12:41am
I seem to have this hbit of waking up in the middle of the night for a pee....so i go do my business,..go back to bed...just drop off,..then 5 mins later my poo realise ''Hey...did you just go to the bathroom?....we missed it'' so back to the bathroom I go!
I wish they would syncronise their watches a bit better *
cptpants 14.09.10 - 12:58am
I'm thinking of patenting a new wii game Wii Whacker you take the remote and do the waanky action, and you have to get your virtual self off before ur pixelated parents/friends/roommates get back to the house and bust you! There will also be a speed arcade version, and an online multi-player bukake contest. for once a man will feel like a winner when he comes first *
cptpants 14.09.10 - 01:02am
Did you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn't full of sponges? *
cptpants 15.09.10 - 12:31am
We shouldn't allow EU metrification to ruin English sayings cos if we give them 25.4mm theyll take 1.61km. *
cptpants 22.09.10 - 03:21am
Who says vegetables are good for you? Today I stabbed myself in the eye with a cucumber. *
mztiklz 26.09.10 - 06:39pm
Lmao u make my ramble pale by comparison 
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cptpants 5.10.10 - 01:18pm
I asked my anesthetist friend if I could borrow his bottle of Ether, he said Sure, knock yourself out. *
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