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Subject: jokes
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brmirza 24.11.09 - 11:40am
Innocent Threat.
a thief was stealing in a house. a little child wakes up n threats him,
take my school bag too, otherwise i'll scream n let u caught :-D *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:27am
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy signal.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC: If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER: Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT: Anything is possible if u dont know what u are talking about.. :-) *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:30am
Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls grandson: Lissin a me. I wanna 4 u 2 taka my 38 caliber pistol so u alwys remembr me
Grndson: Grandpa, I dona lika guns. Howz about u leva me u ROLEX watch
Grandpa: Shudup n lissin. Somma day u gonna runna da business. U gonna ave a bootiful wife, lots a money, a biga house, a couple of kids. Someday u gonna come a home n find u wife inna bed with anotha man. What a u gonna do den, point ur ROLEX n say 'times up?'..... *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:31am
HEIGHT OF BADLUCK
A person dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth)
And.....
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His Wife recieves the phone.....!! :-) *
brmirza 14.04.10 - 02:32am
Lil Girl : Sir Y do U wear ur collar backwards ?
Priest : I'm a Father !
Lil Girl : My father doesn't wear his collar like that !
Priest : I'm a father of many. Lil Girl : My father has 4 boys & 4 girls but yet he doesn't wear his collar backwards, then y do u ?
Priest : 'Getting Impatient' I'm a father of 100's of boys & girls.
Lil Girl : Maybe u shud use a condom & wear ur pants backwards instead of ur collar, u b****rd.
The priest fainted. :-P *
brmirza 8.01.11 - 02:51am
Women always try to impress men by wearing Beautiful Dresses.. Unfortunately Men are impresed only When these are Removed. *
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