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Subject: _FUNNY POEMS_n_NYC STORY
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kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:21am
ADD ANY FUNNY POEMS FOR JUST FUN *
kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:21am
Aisi apni Wife ho--5'5 Jiski height ho,,,Jeans jiski tight ho,,,Chehara jiska bright ho,,,Weight mein thori light Ho,,,,Umar me difference slight ho,,,,Thori see wo quiet ho,,,,,Aise apni Wife ho,,--Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,,,,Bhid me sab kahe Side ho,.Side ho,,,india ki paidaish ho,,,Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho....Aisi apni Wife ho....Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,...Dinner candle Light ho,...Dono me na kabhi Fight ho,..Milane ke baad dil delight ho,,,Hey Prabhu Teri Archana uski Life ho...Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe GURU..,Tum Right ho.._Aise apni Wife ho....kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi Right ho...Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya Hasin Life ho...Har kisi ki yahi Farmaish ho...Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho....khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na Gunjaish ho...ay kaash,...kahin to ek aisi Paidaish ho.....Aisi apni wife ho......... *
kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:26am
PATNI CHALISA
______Namo-namo patni maharani Tumhari mahima koi na Jani..Hum ne tum abla ho,par tum to sub se badi bala ho...Jis din hath me belan aave,Us din pati khub chilave....Saare bed per patni sove,Pati baith farsh per Rove, Tum se hi ghar mathura kaasi___OR tum se hi ghar satyanasi.,Tuj
Bin santi Rehta gf b ghar aata _Patni chalisa jo nar gave, sab sukh chorh param dukh pave. BOLO PATNI KI JAI (kehena hi parega warna aaj ghar k bahar sona parega-------------
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kriishna 15.06.10 - 01:44am
Read this HATE letter. It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship. .....and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl...he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to READ BETWEEN THE LINES, meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7..9.11. 13.15.17. 19.21.23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet.... *
shreee 15.06.10 - 01:54am
WHY GOD MADE MOMS___Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3.. To help us out of there when we were getting born..
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think...
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related....
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name...
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least 800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to c s?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time..
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery...
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue..
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- Go Ahead & SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!! *
shreee 15.06.10 - 02:40am
True Love Story-Read carefullydont Dont miss it..
Tis is a Real story of a young college girl who passd away last month.in Chandigarh,Her name was Priya..She was *it by a truck.She is working in a call center.She has a boy friend named Shankar.Both of dem R True Lovers.They always hang on the
phone.U can never see her without her hand phone.In fact she also changed her phone 4m Airtel to Hutch,so both of them can B on da same network N save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking vth Shankar.Priyas family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priyas family_just imagine their Love B4 she passed away she always told her Friends If I pass away please burn me with my CELL FON she also said the same thing 2Her Parents_After her death,.people cudnt carry her body,I was der.A Lot of Them tried 2Do so but still cant, Evrybody including me,Had tried 2carry the body,the Result is still the same..Eventually,Dey called a person Who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person,who is a friend of her Father__He took a stick and started speaking 2Hhim self slowly..After a few minutes,he said this girl misses SumThing here..Den Her Friends told that person about her intentions 2Burn her with her phone.He den opened Da grave box Da place her phone and sim card inside Da,.casket. After that they tried 2carry the body.it could be moved and they carried it into the van easily_All of us were shocked. PRIYA parents did not inform Shankar dat Priya had passed away..After 2weeks Shankar calld Priya mom...SHANKER--Aunty,.im coming home 2day..Cook Sumthing nice 4Me..Dont tell Priya that Im coming home 2day,I wanna surprise her_Her mother replied..U c*m home 1st,,i wanna tell u_Sumting very important After he came,Dey told him the truth about Priya.Shankar thinks..Dat dey were playing a fool.He was laughing and said dont try 2FooL Me_tell Priya 2c*m out,i have a Gift 4Her.PLZ stop this nonsense,,Den Dey show him D original Death certificate 2Him.Dey Gave him proof 2make him believe_Shankar_started to sweat,He Said its Not Truth V Spoke Yesterday She still Call Me_SHANKER shakking Suddenly,.Shankar's phone rang.see this is from Priya,see this..he showed the Fon 2PriyAs family..all of dem told him 2Aanswer.he talked using D Loudspeaker mode_All of them heard his conversation.Loud clear,No cross Lines,No humming..IT is the actual voice of Priya N Der is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed_inside the grave box dey were so shocked N Asked 4The same person's_who can speak with the soul of Dead perosns_Help again He Brought his Master to solve this matter.He N His MASTER_workd For 5,HourS Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them,,,,,,]?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
HUTCH HAS THE BEST COVERAGE
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Wer Ever u Go_Our Network Follows__
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Don't shout on me I am also looking for the person who
has sent me this mail....so what you can do...you
should also forward this mail to all your nears and
dears...enjoy...like i Enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA *
shreee 15.06.10 - 11:53am
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti-
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti,Na Mein Student Hota
Na Ye Lab.Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aayee Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas
Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha
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