Sexuality Jokes

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, Who here
has ever seen a ghost? Most of the hands go up. And how many of you have
had some form of interaction with a ghost? About half the hands stay up.
OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost? Three
hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. Gosh, that's pretty
good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost? One hand
stays up. The speaker blinks. Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've
actually had sexual contact with a ghost? The guy with his hand up
suddenly blushes and says, Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said goat'.

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