Business Jokes

QUALIFIED FOR POSITION

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, We have an opening for people like you.


Oh, great! the man said. What is it?


Its called the door.


JOB APPLICATION

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,

Have you ever been arrested? he answered, No.


The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was Why?


The applicant answered it anyway: Never got caught.


RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB

Employer to applicant: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.


Applicant: Im the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.


VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?


I ought to be able to. Ive had ten different jobs in four months.

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