Business Jokes

1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.


2. You decide to re-organize your family into a team-based
organization.


3. You refer to dating as test marketing.


4. You can spell paradigm.


5. You actually know what a paradigm is.


6. You understand your airline's fare structure.


7. You write executive summaries on your love letters.


8. Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.


9. You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten-page
presentation with six other people you don't know.


10. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance
review.


11. You believe you never have any problems in your life, just issues
and improvement opportunities.


12. You calculate your own personal cost of capital.


13. You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of
yourself as highly leveraged as opposed to in debt.


14. You end every argument by saying let's talk about this off-line.


15. You can explain to somebody the difference between re-engineering,
down-sizing, right-sizing, and firing people.


16. You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.


17. You refer to your significant other as my Co-CEO.


18. You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.


19. You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.


20. You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an
expense.


21. You insist that you do some more market research before you and your
spouse produce another child.


22. You use the term value-added without falling down laughing.

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