Men & Women Jokes

WOMEN:

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They
are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But
they still know how to use their softer side to
make a point. Women want to be the best for
their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength left. A woman can make a romantic
evening unforgettable. Women come in all
sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in
homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly,
walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they
care about you.


The heart of a woman is what makes the world
spin! Women do more than just give birth. They
bring joy and hope. They give compassion and
ideals. They give moral support to their family
and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a
smile and for you to do the same to people you
come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and
fixing s**t.

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