Men & Women Jokes

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.


B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.


C is for the commitment that was never there.


D is for the d*ldo he didn't know I had.


E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.


F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.


G is also for the spot he could never find!


H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.


I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.


J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.


K is for Kinky, he always started without me.


L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE d*ck.


M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?


N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.


O is for the org*sms he thought he made me have.


P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!


Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.


R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.


S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.


T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.


U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.


V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.


W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.


X is what he is to me now!!!!


Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.


Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.

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