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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.


One who's handsome,
smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit
when he is wrong.


One who thinks
before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
he doesn't wait 6 weeks.


I pray that he is gainfully employed,
wont lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and amp;amp; opens my door,
massages my back and amp;amp; begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man who will
make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I
ask How fat is my behind?


One who'll make love
till my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too,
when he goes to the kitchen!


I pray that this man
will love me to no end,
And would never compare me
with my best girlfriend.


Thank You in advance
and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send
him before it's too late.

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