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Memo No. 1:

Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as
Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.


Memo No. 2:

Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire
for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or
moccasins.


Memo No. 3:

Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning
Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.


Memo No. 4:

A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4
p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow.
Attendance is mandatory.


Memo No. 5:

As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, the Committee On
Committee's has appointed a 14-member Casual Day Task
Force to prepare guidelines for proper dress.


Memo No. 6:

The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual.
A copy of Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company
Standards has been mailed to each employee. Please review
the chapter You Are What You Wear and consult the home
casual versus business casual checklist before leaving for
work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness
of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before
7 a.m. on Friday.


Memo No. 7:

Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been
discontinued, effective immediately.

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