Men & Women Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

Answer: A widow.


Why are married women heavier than single women?

Answer: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

Answer: His hand caught fire.


How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Answer: Put the remote control between his toes.


What did God say after creating Eve?

Answer: Practice makes perfect.


What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

Answer: They're married.


Man says to God: God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

God says: So you would love her. But God, the man says, why did you make her so dumb? God says: So she would love you.

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