Men & Women Jokes

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

Answer: He buys two cases of beer.


What is the difference between men and government bonds?

Answer: The bonds mature.


Why are blonde jokes so short?

Answer: So men can remember them.


How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Answer: We don't know; it has never happened.


Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Answer: They all already have boyfriends.

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