Men & Women Jokes

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Answer: Both of them.


Why did the man cross the road?

Answer: He heard the chicken was a sl*t.


Why don't women blink during foreplay?

Answer: They don't have time.


Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Answer: They don't stop and ask for directions.


What do men and sperm have in common?

Answer: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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