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Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.


What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!


I know all that. replied the nonchalant husband.


Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?!? said the infuriated wife.


Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married...

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