Sexuality Jokes

One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink and they were trying to convince a married friend that he should come, too.


I can't, the man said, my wife would kill me. After 15
minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and goes.
Later, looking at his watch, he realizes that it is midnight and
he still has not gone home. He immediately rushes home trying to
figure a way out of the trouble he's in.


Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom and sees his
wife's legs sticking out of the covers. I know!!! he thinks to
himself and he crawls in between his wife's legs under the covers
and performs oral sex on her until she is *satisfied*.


That should do it, he thinks and he walks into the bathroom to wash his face. He turns on the light and THERE IS HIS WIFE, sitting on the toilet!!!


What are you doing in here? he impatiently screams.


SSShhhhhh! she says, You'll wake your mother!!!!!

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