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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot
that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say Happy Birthday, and probably have a present for me.


She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.
I thought, Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember.
The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.


When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and
despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, Good
Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday. And I felt a little better; someone had
remembered. I worked until noon.


Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a
beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you
and me.


I said, By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we
went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis
and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the
office, do we? I said, No, I guess not. She said, Let's go to my
apartment.


After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable.


Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy
Birthday... ...and there on the couch I sat... naked !!!

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