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An elderly couple from Vermont had packed the Caddilac in late
October, driving to Florida to escape the long New England
About half way, Grandpa stopped at a southern gas station and
asked the attendant to fill 'er up.


I see you're from Vermont. I lived in Vermont once, the attendant said.


Grandma, who had forgotten her hearing aid in one of the many bags in the trunk, shouted What did he say?


He said he lived in VT once! shouted Gramps.


Yep. I lived there right after the war. I stayed with a woman
who owned her own home in the country, worked full time and asked
if I would hang out and keep the place up, mowing the lawn and
cleaning house, that sort of thing.


Grandma interrupted with What did he say?


He's telling me about where he lived! shouted Gramps.


I had it all except she was the worst lover in the world. She
was a Saint, most wholesome person I ever met with that one flaw.
I couldn't take a lifetime of lousy lovin' so I left.


Grandma shouted once more What did he say?


Grandpa, being irritated by now, shouts back He thought he might have known you once!!

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