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This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years,
had died in a car crash.
They had been in good health the last
ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master
bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they oohed and aahed the old man asked Peter how much all
this was going to cost. It's free, Peter replied, this is
Heaven.

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that
the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges
everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing
the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, what are the
green fees?. Peter's reply, This is heaven, you play for
free.

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch
with the cuisine's of the world laid out.
How much to eat? asked the old man. Don't you understand
yet?
This is heaven, it is free! Peter replied with some exasperation.
Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables? the old man
asked timidly. Peter lectured, That's the best part...you can eat
as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and
you never get sick. This is Heaven.

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat
and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both
tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man
looked at his wife and said, This is all your fault. If it
weren't for your bran muf*ins, I could have been here ten years ago!
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