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Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.


Yo momma middle name is Rambo.


Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more.


Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.


Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.


If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his as* and make him walk backwards.


Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.


Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.


Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.


I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.


I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said Moving.


Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

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