Men & Women Jokes

Arriving back in Manhattan after a summer in Vermont takes some getting used
to. I was walking from Park Avenue to Madison the first hour of my return
when I noticed a woman walking cautiously and apparently painfully. The
woman was wearing thongs, her black patent pumps held high in one hand and
her other hand outstretched for balance. You poor thing, your feet must
really hurt, I said as she was about to pass me. The woman was indignant.
Wet nails, she said tersely.

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