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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for
four years in high school were both virgins; they
enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in the
10th grade. When they graduated they both wanted to go
to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a
college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a
college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful
to each other and to spend anytime they could
together.


As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she
would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take
weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed
her, she took days to return his messages. Finally,
she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.


He didn't take this very well and increased his calls,
letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. She
soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now
with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her
back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid
picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's c*ck and
sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, I
found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.


Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but,
even more so, he was p*ssed. So, what he did next was
awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the
following, Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at
college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty
desperate! and mailed the picture to her parents.

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