Men & Women Jokes

With v*agra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented
towards improving the performance of men in today's society....


DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.


PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.


CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge
to perform more childcare tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and little
accidents.


COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently
being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.


BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only
two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period
longer than your favorites store's return limit.


NEGA-v*agra - Has the exact opposite effect of v*agra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting US presidents.


NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want
to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.


FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gasses
back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.


FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on v*agra.


PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group
an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note:
Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into special prosecutors


LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.

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