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A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for all the
money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up
the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police
showed up and grabbed him.


In Ohio, an unidentified man in his twenties walked into a police station with a
9 wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an
X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police
were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6 deep hole in his skull with
a Black and Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the
missing brain.


In Medford, Oregon, a 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his
college degree for his murder of 3 people. There are too many business
grads out there he said. If I had chosen another field, all this may not have
happened...


Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't
control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup
to repeat the words Give me all your money or I'll shoot the man shouted
That's not what I said!


A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a big surprise when a dye pack designed
to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber
apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out
the door. He was seen hopping and jumping around said police spokesman
Mike Carey with an explosion taking place inside his pants. Police have the
man's charred trousers in custody...


In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a
Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger
to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

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