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It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching
television when the phone rang.


Hello? I said.


A girl's voice came over the line. Can I speak to Ben, please?


I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.


I replied, I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?


Do you know what time he'll be back? she responded.


I think he said he'd be home around 10:00.


Silence on the other end... a confused silence.


Is this Steve?


My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.


So I replied, Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?


Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him, she said in a slightly irritated voice.


I replied, Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00.


A shocked voice now: Who's Karen?!


The girl he went out with.


I know that! I mean... who is she?


I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?


Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.


She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring.


I sure will. Is this Jennifer?


She exploded, Who's Jennifer?


Apparently she wasn't.


Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake.


Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and the she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home.


I smiled and said, Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like this...


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