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When Charles DeGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American
ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.
At the dinner table, the ambassador's wife was talking with Madame
DeGaulle.


Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence
on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet
retirement will seem in comparison. What are most looking forward to in
these retirement years?


A penis, replied Madame DeGaulle.


A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer, and no one
knew what to say next.


Le Grand Charles leaned to his wife and said, Ma cherie, I believe zee
Americans pr*nounce at word: 'appiness.

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