Ethnic Jokes

The beautiful secretary of the president of a big bank
goes on a sight-seeing trip with a very rich African
king who is a very important client.


During the trip, the king becomes besotted with her and asks her to
marry him. Naturally the secretary is quite taken aback.
However, she remembers what her boss told her that she
was not to reject the king outright should he happen
to ask for something she was unable to or did not want to
give so she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king
from wanting to marry her without offending him.


So after a few minutes, the secretary says: I will marry
you but only under three conditions. First, I want my
engagement ring to be a 75 carat diamond ring with a
matching 200 carat diamond tiara.


The African king pauses for a while, then he nods his head and says
no problem, I have, I have.


Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman
says to the king, Secondly, I want you to build me a 100
room mansion in New York, and as a vacation home, I want a
chateau built in the middle of the best wine province
in France.


The African king pauses for a while, he whips
out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New
York and France. He looks at the girl, nods his head and
says,' okay, I build, I build.


Realizing she only has one last condition, the
secretary knows that she'd better make it a good one. She takes
her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a
condition that'll be sure to work. She squints her eyes, looks at
the king and says, rather sheepishly, Since I like
sex so much, I want my husband to have a 14 inch penis.


The king seems a bit disturbed at this. He sinks into
deep contemplation, all the while muttering in some
African dialect.


Finally, after what seems like forever, the
king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the
girl. okay, okay, I cut, I cut

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