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Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, Ey, Tony! You know
who's-a George Washington?

Tony says, No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?

He says, Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-
a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.

A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says.
Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?

Tony says, No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?

He says, Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a
the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.

A guy in the back of the shop yells, Yo, Giuseppi . . . you
know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?

He says, No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?

The guy yells, That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while
you're in night school.

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