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Information. Can I help you?

I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.

One moment, please. Pause. I'm sorry sir, I have no listing
for a Theodore Guild.

No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater
Guild.

I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.

Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!

That, *sir*, is NOT the way you spell Theodore.

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