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The first Jewish woman President is elected.
She calls her Mother: Mama, I've won the elections,
you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.
I don't know, what would I wear?
Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker
But I only eat kosher food
Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food
But how will I get there?
I'll send a limo, just come mama
Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court
Justices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentleman
on her right. You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?
...Her brother's a doctor!

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