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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says I want my USD20 million.
To which the man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way.
We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest
spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT
now! I won it, and I want it.
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a
million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I
WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my USD20
million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!

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