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A man was being interviewed for a job.

Were you in the service? ask the interviewer.

Yes, I was a marine, responded the applicant.

Did you see any active duty?

I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.

May I ask what happened?

Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
test*cles.

You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.

When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential
treatment because of my disability.

Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.

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