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Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a
strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people
who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? Heres a little mathematical formula that
might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 103%

AND, look how far as* kissing will take you:
A-S-SK-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 a whopping 118%!!!!

So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will
get you there, Bulls**t and as* Kissing will put you over the top!

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