Sexuality Jokes

Sidney has a problem with premature , so he pays a visit to a
sex shop for a remedy. The clerk hands him a little purple can and
says, This is Stay-Hard spray... put on a little and you can go all
night!
Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and
waits eagerly for bedtime. Later that night, he sprays some on his member
and then goes upstairs to his wife. To his utter disappointment, however,
the remedy seems to make him org*sm quicker than ever.
The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can down
on the counter, and snaps, This stuff makes me worse than before!
Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, I don't suppose your hid this
stuff on your bas*ment shelf, did you?
Yeah, so?
You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off.

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