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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we begin, I'll need to ask a
few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, What is your occupation?
The woman replies, I'm a wh*re.
The accountant balks and says, No, no, no. That will never work. That is
much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.
The woman, Ok, I'm a prostitute.
No, that is still too crude. Try again.
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, I'm a chicken
farmer.
The accountant asks, What does chicken farming have to do with being a
wh*re or a prostitute?
Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last year.

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