Sexuality Jokes

This guy goes into a doctors and says Doctor, doctor you've gotta help
me. I just can't stop having sex!
Well how often do you have it? the doctor asks. Well, twice a day I
have sex with my wife, TWICE a day, he answers back.
That's not so much, says the doctor. Yes, but thats not all. Twice a
day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day, replies the man.
Well that is probably a bit excessive, says the doctor. Yes, but
thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,
says the man. Well, that's definitely to much, says the doctor.
You've got to learn to take yourself in hand. I do, says the man.
Twice a day.

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