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sonicbom 13.03.11 - 10:41am
BILL MEETS SATAN Eventually, Bill croaks andSatan is there to greet him.Welcome Mr. Gates, we'vebeen waiting for you. Thiswill be your home for alleternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all yourlife. Now, since you've got mein a good mood, I'll begenerous and give you achoice of three places in whichyou'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lakeof fire in which millions ofpoor souls are tormented andtortured. He then takes him to amassive coliseum wherethousands * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 10:43am
of people arechased about and devouredby starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tinyroom in which there is abeautiful young blonde withan alluring look on her face,sitting at a table on whichthere is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he seesa PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill saysI'll take this option. Fine, says Satan, allowingBill to enter the room. Satanlocks the room after Bill. Ashe turns around, he bumpsinto Lucifer. * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 10:44am
Ashe turns around, he bumpsinto Lucifer. That was Bill Gates! cried Lucifer. Why did you give him the best place of all! That's what everyone thinks snickered Satan. Thebottle has a hole in it and thegirl hasn't! What about the PC? It's got Windows XP!laughed Satan. And it'smissing three keys, Which three? Control, Alt and Delete. * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 11:25am
Q) According to Apple what isthe leading cause of Ipodtouch's overheating?A: Downloading images ofMegan Fox * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 11:27am
A man walks in a bar with hisipod...He suddenly realises he needsto fart.He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts...When he looks around, everyone 's staring at him Then he realises...He was listening to his ipod with headphones. * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 11:48am
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon. In response to Bill'scomments, General Motorsissued a press release stating (by Mr. Welchhimself):If GM had developed technology like Microsoft,we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever your c * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 11:50am
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this restart and drive on. * +

sonicbom 13.03.11 - 11:51am
. 4. Occasionally, executinga maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. * +

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