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shadow27 22.06.18 - 06:33am
Goodness.. What next? Fish? * +

sensible 22.06.18 - 06:33am
Just cats and dogs. * +

deusexmachina 22.06.18 - 07:24am
A dog will lick peanut butter off your fanny, a cat will sh*t in your slippers. I think that's the analogy we can all get behind. * +

sensible 22.06.18 - 07:41am
Dogs are good for that, cats also lick peanut butter. Not sure about sh*tting in slippers tho, maybe on backdoor step? Sounds better, dogs do that too mind. * +

mikeymk 22.06.18 - 07:46am

@ shadow27 - 22.06.18 - 06:33am
Goodness.. What next? Fish?

Gerbils.

They don't wreck the stuff they like. Their castle, house, wheel, spare bedding shed and food hut. They keep these things in good order. It's like their kitchen.

The man's heart is in the form of their old bedding, cardboard tubes, etc. Just gets chewed up 'n spat out. And slung off the balcony. * +

shadow27 22.06.18 - 07:50am
Is a gerbil like a hamster? They're boring. I knew a math teacher who bred hamsters in his basement, I think he was eating them? * +

shadow27 22.06.18 - 07:52am

@ sensible - 22.06.18 - 07:41am
Dogs are good for that, cats also lick peanut butter. Not sure about sh*tting in slippers tho, maybe on backdoor step? Sounds better, dogs do that too mind.

Kipling is gonna be super keen on you now, look out. * +

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