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shadow27 19.11.18 - 12:03pm
Feb 12th, 2028: The EUAF today announced the defeat of anti-EU extremists in what has been a bitter war of attrition over the last five years. What is expected to be the last dregs of refugees continue to flood into Calais from the radioactive wastes surrounding Crater London repost.gif

Here's Gunther with the weather. * +

trunking 19.11.18 - 12:06pm
rap.gif It's pouring over Moscow!
Over to you Pat. * +

shadow27 19.11.18 - 12:14pm
Thankyou, Gunther. You look stunning in that inflatable rubber skirt by the way.

In other news, a man has accused himself of hate crimes after a transracial operation gone wrong. * +

xxlee 19.11.18 - 12:39pm
Nov 20 2018: President Trump fires his new attorney general and hires Melania. * +

cleancut 19.11.18 - 12:45pm
The year is 2034, Politics has been replaced by a large glass orb. No one is sure how it works, or what the orb does exactly but everyone agrees that things seem to have settled down a bit. Everyone is much happier, and assumes things will continue to get better as long as the orb stays intact. The human race will be extinct within a decade. * +

obi_jon 19.11.18 - 12:57pm
They have AI newsreaders in China now.
[link]http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-china-46135116/china-s-ai-newsreader-which-of-these-isn-t-real[/link] * +

shadow27 19.11.18 - 12:59pm
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sisfreak2017 19.11.18 - 01:02pm
1 January 2019 Donald trump says he's Fkn sick of Julian Assange and lives up to his promise to evict him from the Ecuadorian embassy bampop.gif * +

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