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Subject: Christmas Cracker Jokes

kristy59 20.12.20 - 12:42pm

Tut answer should have been: Someday my PRINTS will come, slightly better then PRINCE * +

wolf1v36 22.12.20 - 02:23am
Boom! Boom! Tsssh! 2 drums and a cymbal falling, possibly not a xmas cracker joke at all, but its a cracker all the same, its the way i tell em! * +

crail 22.12.20 - 06:20am
Cracker jokes are awful * +

kristy59 22.12.20 - 09:30am
They allow people to groan before they tuck into their massive Christmas lunch wearing their paper party hat - its Christmas, enjoy * +

kristy59 2.01.21 - 10:55am
What does a vampire have for breakfast - Readyneck. Whats white and goes up? A confused snowflake. What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective? Sherlock Bones. * +

kristy59 2.01.21 - 11:03am
What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff. What is the biggest ant? An elephant. Where do cows go on a Saturday? The moo-vies. What does a frog do when his car breaks down? He gets it toad away. * +

kristy59 2.01.21 - 11:09am
Well thats it for another year folks I hope the silly jokes turned your frown upside down * +

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