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Subject: 50 shades of chav
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reebok32 2.07.12 - 10:30pm
As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest his smile told me it was benefit day an I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonightHis favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time.Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant I was thinking.As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't * +

reebok32 2.07.12 - 10:31pm
work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had fked his tea up af * +

reebok32 2.07.12 - 10:33pm
after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy a*se. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again an again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. an new I was goin to get it * +

tekt0nix 2.07.12 - 10:46pm
nothing wrong with lynxs africa * +

reebok32 2.07.12 - 11:05pm
I didn't see that1 * +

caaaake 3.07.12 - 12:36am

your fave aftershave wee man. * +

tekt0nix 3.07.12 - 12:48am
anyway, whats with this 50 shades thingy? Its everywhere * +

corupt 3.07.12 - 08:19am
CHEEP * +

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