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Subject: 5 little words..
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garion 22.12.16 - 09:35pm
Knock knock Neo.. or maybe 'ring ring',
I was imagining Keanu Reeves' agent calling him to tell him he'd got him an audition for The Matrix..

'Hey, Kano!'
'Uh, it's Keanu'
'Yeah, whatever - look, you know I haven't been able to get you work because you're a really terrible, wooden actor?'
'Yeah'
'Well I've found this film and all they need is for you to say five words - and you've already said one of them..'
'Yeah?'
'That's one dude'
'I don't understand'
'OMG, Kano baby, you're a natural, that's four, you're virtually there already, and listen; if this works out they might make three films!'
'Trinity?'
'No, 'trilogy' Kano, but hey buddy, what can I tell you - that's five...' *

psnality 23.12.16 - 09:26am
Matrix, Bill and Ted, Point Break and Speed are some of my favourite films and he wasn't that bad in them, he's good in action roles.
As for John Wick, Man of Tai Chi and especially Dracula and the rest, well yeah he was bad. *

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