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Subject: Final Prophet
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banjo 3.06.12 - 07:14am
Had a dream or a vision or apparition something last night. The big hairy fella sat down for a chinwag. He told me he was knocked up from trying to convince the stoopids to get along and he's giving the game away. He said he's been bundied on since time began so he was taking long service and then he was sn*tching it * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:16am
Anyway long story short he chucked me the keys and told me he reckoned he screwed up before, making it all too complicated for stoooopid ppl to follow and now they were just arguing about s**t. He told me to sort it out and spread the word on the new deal * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:18am
So here it is for all you stoopids... no more tribes, no more thees and thous, no more begat and begot. All religious groups, instruments , clubs or associations are forthwith abolished. God sez!! * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:19am
No more praying ,pontificating, prancing or preaching allowed. No more stooopid ceremonies with pompous a*se clowns dressed up like a toulouse tart !! God sez!! * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:20am
No more of I'm a (insert particular religious denomonation here) God sez!! * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:22am
There's only one thing that the old boss want and i'm proud to say we worked this one out together just so he did get too down in the dumps about how bad it all went, the deal is..... * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:23am
Everyone has to do five (5) count them FIVE, thats the digits on one hand, five acts of kindness for another person , friend or stranger each and every day. Thats it! God sez * +

banjo 3.06.12 - 07:24am
Ok , what are you waiting for? Go on, off you go, get busy. God sez !! * +

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