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Subject: Yer fond of me lobster, aint ye?
Replies: 11 Views: 1859

guillium 20.11.20 - 01:43am
I seen it! Yer fond of me lobster! * +

shadow27 20.11.20 - 02:11am
Is this a Mighty Boosh related thing? * +

strawfox 20.11.20 - 04:56am
OH NO. The lobsters loose! Grab a lemon and cover yourself in butter. I'll hold him off * +

dodgey 20.11.20 - 12:37pm
Loser * +

tranie 20.11.20 - 12:44pm
I'd be more fond of yer kebab even if it is smashed * +

vampboy 20.11.20 - 02:42pm

Why are you staring in the mirror and talking to yourself, mate ? * +

guillium 20.11.20 - 11:28pm
d*mn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead dodgey! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in c*ckle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches * +

guillium 20.11.20 - 11:31pm
banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted blood film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and sw*llowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of dodgey, even any scantling of your soul is dodgey no more, * +

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