lockdown regualtions....

Subject: lockdown regualtions....

budgiesmuggler 13.05.20 - 08:44pm
Can I self isolate on my rural property or boat ?
No.

Can I go to the adult shop and purchase the latest in poo hole stretching technology ?
yes * +

trashy 13.05.20 - 08:55pm
I can get on board with the underwear and flip flops, but no alcohol? That's a step too far * +

crimson 17.05.20 - 07:30pm

@ ladibud - 13.05.20 - 04:25pm
so not only is the sale of ciggarettes and alcohol banned, but now we may not buy open toe sandals, t-shirts may only be bought to wear under our clothes for warmth....

at least we are now allowed to buy any underwear, before we weren't allowed to buy lingerie only basic underwear....

just read of someone who was shown away from a supermarket because he was wearing a t-shirt and flipflops...

I like wearing t-shirts and open toe sandals. if I am refused entrance due to that, i will strip down to my undercrakers and march in there barefoot.... this dictatorship has to end.

fu*king crazy. * +

tazdevil 17.05.20 - 08:00pm
sh*t is maddening!!! * +

eyesore 17.05.20 - 08:15pm

I was reading an article about S.A and it said that due to corona lockdown your actual death rate has gone down. Due to less crime and less people drink driving etc ....is that true ? * +

sisfreak2017 17.05.20 - 10:03pm
The benefits of living in SudAfrka.! .... The sphincter of the whole continent.... Get out whilst you can. * +

iilmadme 17.05.20 - 10:07pm
Can you still buy other nicotine products? I would be climbing the walls without the occasional bit of nicorette gum *