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shadow27 14.04.20 - 01:23pm
*a ship looms into view with stars streaking in the background*

''Captain's Log, Stardate 2387.561: An encounter with the hostile race known as the Kerguelians had left the crew wary and exhausted. Luckily, we were headed toward a refuelling outpost in the Hermorpheus Sector... when a strange series of events occurred.''

''Captain GT_TDI! I'm picking up strange signals from a planetoid at the edge of this sector, it appears to be a distress call.''

''Lieutenant Bambi, what can you tell me about this? Is it using the standard frequency?''

''Negative Captain.. Captain, this is strange. It appears to be an antiquated form of communication.. one not seen in more than two hundred years.''

''Thankyou Lieutenant Bambi. Helmsman Taz? Plot a course for the... Helmsman?? What the devil are you doing kneeling in front of me? Strange man, return to your station at once! Don't make me put you on report again. Good lord.. Lieutenant Commander MikeyMk can we make this thing go any faster??'' * +

9362 14.04.20 - 01:25pm
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recurve16 14.04.20 - 01:36pm
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mikeymk 14.04.20 - 01:40pm
Faster, eh? * +

recurve16 14.04.20 - 01:43pm
Oh oh everybody hold ooooooooon... * +

shadow27 15.04.20 - 12:29am
Helmsman Taz: ''Oh, sorry Captain I was just polishing your err um boots, sir! It won't happen again... *Mutters to self* while you are conscious..''

''Also, sir... Did I mention that I'm gay?''

Captain Gt_tdi:

''Mr 3Mel, you have extensive knowledge of this sector... Is there anything your massive Kleptovarian brain can tell us?'' * +

shadow27 15.04.20 - 12:53am
Mr 3Mel: ''Indeed, captain. Did you know that the airspeed velocity of an unladen sw*llow is 50 to 65 kilometres per hour?''

Captain Gt_tdi: ''Well, yes.. thats very interesting Mr 3Mel But is there anything you can tell us about this particular situation we find ourselves in here.. right now?''

Helmsman Taz: ''Did someone mention sw*llowing? Captain I'm an expert on this!''

Captain Gt_tdi: ''*mutters to self* So help me, lord..'' * +

sensible 15.04.20 - 12:56am
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