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Subject: starving
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driverii 15.10.19 - 01:26pm
My hair is starving. I MUST buy some Clairol Hair Food. I'd buy other hair foods, but only Clairol's is vegan. I kid you not. I guess their hair food is made from wild buffalo s**t and not dog s**t? Anyhooo, must be off. I've got to plant some Pro-Vitamin B6 age-defying, sebum-rich carrots up Boris Johnson's arse. (I got them from Divot, who says hi to all btw) TOOT TOOT * +

dodgey 15.10.19 - 01:31pm
Yeah whatever * +

mikeymk 15.10.19 - 02:00pm
My hair's dying. I hadn't considered starvation, I think it's just losing the will to live.

''I guess I never told you... I'm so happy that you're mine...''
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lugus 15.10.19 - 02:40pm
My hair died of famine years ago, still got my comb though, I just can't part with it * +

prattle 15.10.19 - 03:28pm
Memo to sefl, shut up Drverii * +

iilmadme 15.10.19 - 03:54pm
How dare people think up a product that only some people welcome.the audacity * +

crimson 15.10.19 - 04:40pm

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mok214 15.10.19 - 06:00pm
Hair are dead cells, so you cannot feed or revitalize hair. * +

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